A Sparky gem from this morning: 

 She was sitting in her room with a pack of Tic Tacs. 
Teffie: What are you doing? 
Sparky: Taking my pills.
Teffie: Those aren't pills Sparky. They're candy.
Sparky: I an old lady.
Teffie: No, you're a little girl.
Sparky: I 'tending to be an old lady and taking my pills. 

LOL I guess she figures old lady take pills. 

(Oh, and then she came to me later and gave me a handful of Tic Tacs and said, "Here Grandma. It's for your diabetes.") LMAO!