Think of the starving children

Feb 1/14

Spunky: Grandma, can I have a snack? (Holding up bag of cookies)
Me: No sweetie. You don't need anything. I'm not letting you have junk when you're having breakfast in a little while.
Spunky: Grandma, remember how you're always telling me about the little children who don't have any food to eat and they're hungry? I think you should feed me.